Today I’ve decided to have some fun. I’ve created a list of fictitious endorsements, because, hey, why not?
Without further ado…
THE DISAPPEARING KEY bent me all the right ways. – Gumby
The characters in this book made me want to rock down to Electric Avenue. – Eddy Grant
After reading THE DISAPPEARING KEY, I’ll never be hungry again. – Scarlett O’Hara
It made my day. – Clint Eastwood
I’d say this novella was the cat’s meow. It certainly wasn’t Odie-ous.” – Garfield
I liked it. I really liked it. – Sally Field
The prose made me want to love it and list it. – Hilary, Love it or List It, HGTV
You should read THE DISAPPEARING KEY. And when you do, make sure to say hello to my little friend. – Scarface
THE DISAPPEARING KEY made me feel like I’m king of the world. – Leonardo DiCaprio
This novella completed me. – Tom Cruise
If you plan a boating trip with all the people who are going to love this book, you’re going to need a bigger boat. – Roy Scheider
THE DISAPPEARING KEYS was peas. We go together. – Carrots
This novella was one to grow on. – 80s PSA commercial creator
If you could have someone give one of your projects a fabricated endorsement, who would you choose and what would they say?
*Get ready for “Key Giveaways” in October to celebrate the release of THE DISAPPEARING KEY in ONE WEEK!
**photo by stock.XCHNG
***Note: No one really said any of the above during the making of this blog post. Hence the word fictitious. No one was hurt either.