On Monday I told you I’d be bringing the meat and potatoes
today. Well, I’m bringing it.
My husband and I enjoy watching Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. The host, Guy Fieri, engages with
restaurant owners with entertaining humorous flare and a keen understanding of
all things grease related. Normally, I stick to healthy foods, but I have to
admit this show brings out the bar food lover in me.
I love the exchange between restaurant owner and Guy. I love
the process of the food being prepared. I love how the show leaves me wanting
more.
And I got to thinking (lookout!) I read books like this.
On this I 8 Wednesday I’m cutting through the fat and giving
you the skinny about how I experience books like Guy experiences food…
Rich Appreciation &
Respect
Guy enters every dive with respect for the owner. He samples
every platter knowing the chef poured love into their work. He offers a kind
word and a fist bump whenever the food merits it.
So it is with the books I read. As an author I know what it
takes to complete a novel. I’m not quick to bash, but instead to offer a kind
word whenever the craft merits.
Personality
Tattooed, with his spiky hair the color of a sandstorm, Guy
assesses each diner, infiltrating them with his own experiences. And he’s
checking out the joints that have been highly recommended and have received
rave reviews.
With every book I read I infuse my preferences and tastes.
Something about me that might surprise you: I hardly ever give two-star (or
one-star) ratings on Goodreads. Why? Because I don’t bother to keep reading. I
put the book down if it’s not three stars or higher.
Plowing Through
If you’ve ever watched the show you know Guy consumes
quickly. It doesn’t take him a year to tour one dive.
I happen to read a lot. I plow through books with the same
enthusiasm Guy exudes when he chomps down on a meaty sub.
Says What He Means,
Means What He Says
My husband and I have fun trying to discern whether or not
Guy’s really digging a sandwich. We study his expressions. But most of all we
tune in to what he says. The more we watch the show, the more we’re able to
figure out when Guy has hit the mother lode of diner food and when he’s meh,
not all that impressed.
I review books in the same way. Like Guy, I can always find
something positive to say, but there are
ways to tell when I’m really into a book and when I’m meh, not all that
impressed.
ExpertiseGuy is a chef. He visits every restaurant with his culinary expertise.
I’m a writer. I read every book with my knowledge of the
craft.
Raves When He’s Blown
Away
It’s unmistakable when Guy’s taste buds have been blessed.
He’s giving fist bumps. He’s making up catchy phrases, licking his fingers, and
jumping into the pot stewing with spices. He’s consuming the whole meal.
Ditto for me with books. When I’m satisfied, I’m talking
about the book. I’m tweeting it. I’m lending it to friends. And I’m buying
every book the author has ever written.
Uses Foodie Lingo
Guy’s got the foodie speak down and he uses it as
appropriate with the restaurant owners and chefs.
I’m nailing pub talk. As appropriate I’ll throw out a little
WIP, query, POV, story arc, and platform speak just for kicks.
Open to Learning
Guy lets every chef show off. Throw food around. Drop in
spices he’s never heard of. And he absorbs. Last night I even heard him say he
needed to steal a recipe.
While I’m no thief, I am constantly learning from the books
I read.
So me and Guy, we’ve got a few things in common. You know,
beside the tats and the porcupine hair. ;-)
Ever seen this irresistible show? Do you experience books
like Guy experiences food? How?*photo by stock.XCHNG
**is the font up there too small to read?
Love Diners, Drive-ins and Dives! One thing I love about the show is that he goes places I may never go, but I'm able to experience what he's experiencing through him. The same can be true for a book! Books take me to places and events I may never see (especially historical) - and that's one of the reasons I love them so much. Great analogy - but now I'm hungry for a greasy cheeseburger and it's only 8 a.m.
ReplyDeleteYes, I gotcha. I do feel like I've "been there, eaten that" after watching the show. Or the very least I wish I'd eaten that. I have my greasy hamburger moods. I won't tell you craved one at 8! :D
DeleteI have watched this show. He was just at Memphis BBQ which is literally down the road from me!
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I don't do, is I don't always read with expertise. Sometimes, I like to simply read for reading sake and if I start bringing all my knowledge of the craft in (as if I have vats of it lol), I don't stay lost in the story. But books I don't like very much--I find myself picking apart.
I think it's a subconscious thing reading like that. I don't intend to, but I'll be breezing through something and think, Hey, that would go much better later or the author really should have left that character out altogether. Crazy stuff like that.
DeleteNope. Font size is perfectly readable. I've never watched that show. I have a feeling it would make me too hungry.
ReplyDeleteI do love devouring a book though. I especially love when a book MAKES me devour it.
I'm with you, a book needs to work for it.
DeleteAnd you'd love it, Katie. The show is addictive.
I've never watched that show, but then again, I don't have cable...hehe.
ReplyDeleteI just love how creative you are, Wendy. Your play-on words always amazes me.
Oh, and I guess I've got pub speak down too, because I knew what all of that meant. ;)
Yep, I'd say you have it down. You inspire me, Lindsay. Truly you do.
DeleteI've never watched that show, but now my stomach is growling just thinking about it! :)
ReplyDeleteI do read books hungrily, though. This weekend I had an extended break and read 3.5 books. Ahhh, satisfaction. :)
Dude, you read a lot faster than I do! 3+ books in one weekend. I AM impressed!
DeleteAnd I crave a good book like I crave food sometimes. The goods. That's what I want.
I don't watch the show on a regular basis, but I love it when I catch it. I loved how you equated it to books, especially about giving each book a chance.
ReplyDeleteI give it some time before I decide to stop reading a book and I'm glad I do that because some have surprised me right around page 50.
DeleteWe don't have cable, so I've never seen this show. It sounds interesting, though.
ReplyDeleteI love your clever take on savoring books like Guy does food. You never cease to amaze me, Wendy.
(It pains me to admit this because it makes me sound old when I'm really quite young-at-heart, but since I've reached the age of reading glasses and permanent squint lines around my eyes, I do find the small font size a bit of a challenge.)
I'll adjust the font, Keli. Your comment is helpful. I had a little trouble myself and I have stellar vision.
DeleteIf you're at all a foodie wannabe like I am, then you'd like it.
I think I've seen that show a couple times. I love the comparisons. (And yes, I want to see you with porcupine hair, lol.)
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking retreat time, first thing in the morning...closest thing to it. ;-)
DeleteI love Food network! Guy's show always makes my mouth water. Anything deep fried and greasy usually does! Fun post!!
ReplyDeleteAnd we love his sense of humor. Crack up most of the show. That's what I loved about the Dirty Jobs guy, too.
DeleteGreat and fun post! What a great idea to relate writing to food. I've watched Guy's show -- it makes my mouth water and then I gotta get something to eat because the food on his show look tasty.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm ususally grabbing a (heavy) snack right around the time we sit down to watch. It's exciting to watch how creative people get with food.
DeleteI've not seen that show, but it sounds like fun! I think cooking is an art.
ReplyDeleteYou are so clever with your analogies, Wendy!
I've seen this show a couple of times, but am addicted to the Food Network. I've been wanting to check out his new cookbook. Great post.
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